karlatg:

Freaking Queen of EVERYTHING

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seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

gentlemanpigeon:

girl???? who like a VIDE GAM e?!???? ahow dose she pl ay…… with a Boob???

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“You can’t really scissor a webcam.”
“You can’t really scissor a webcam.”

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arachnids-arisen:

arachnids-arisen:

i mean dude

2013 even looks like a shitty number to me and it was a shitty year

2014 looks so much more appealing to me.

2014 is going to be a good year, i can feel it.

no words can explain how wrong i was.

When they’re babies, people will come up and say to you ‘Are they a boy or a girl?’ when the kid’s in the pram and you can’t tell. And immediately when you tell them which gender it is they will behave differently according to what you tell them. It got to the point where we didn’t want people to know what gender the baby was. Just treat it as you’d treat someone you wanted to be nice to! Why is it so important to you to know? And then you hear people saying ‘Oh, look at him, he’s a little flirt isn’t he’, or ‘Oooh, she’s gonna wrap you around her little finger’ and all this. What are you on about? She’s two months old, she’s just shat herself.

seriousjones:

hi everyone, it’s dorothy gale from kansas, and i nominate the wicked witch of the west for the ice bucket challenge

aaropostle:

Remember when Katy Perry found a loaded gun in Rihanna’s purse during the VMA’s.

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shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

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savegracie1:

People have said they want a character in a musical to be confused as to why they are singing, well thats what the premise of Once More with Feeling is.

No one knows why they are singing.

THERE IS AN ENTIRE SONG QUESTIONING WHY THEY ARE SINGING

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Me:I'm so tired I could collaspe into bed and sleep for a year..
Me:gets in bed
Me:how was earth created
Me:who made microwaves
Me:how does the interenet even work
Me:I'm hungry
Me:feels bad about something I did 4 years ago
Me:remembers 73 unfinished tasks
Me:too wired to sleep.

greydelisle:

I thought Pitbull’s first name was “Featuring”.