what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh
girl???? who like a VIDE GAM e?!???? ahow dose she pl ay…… with a Boob???
“You can’t really scissor a webcam.”
hi everyone, it’s dorothy gale from kansas, and i nominate the wicked witch of the west for the ice bucket challenge
Remember when Katy Perry found a loaded gun in Rihanna’s purse during the VMA’s.
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
|Me:||I'm so tired I could collaspe into bed and sleep for a year..|
|Me:||gets in bed|
|Me:||how was earth created|
|Me:||who made microwaves|
|Me:||how does the interenet even work|
|Me:||feels bad about something I did 4 years ago|
|Me:||remembers 73 unfinished tasks|
|Me:||too wired to sleep.|